Man shoots pc 8 times after blue screen of death......

At 6:55 PM, April 20th officers found a man - Lucas Hinch in a alley, just having fired 8 shots into his computer with a 9mm handgun. Authorities report that their investigation revealed that Hinch, 37 became incredibly frustrated after repeatedly being given the "Blue screen of death". He took the computer into a back alley and fired 8 shots into the casing. He was cited for discharging a firearm within city limits, had his weapon confiscated and possibly faces additional fines. "It was glorious" Hinch reported, adding "Angles sung on high." He finally stated that when blasting his PC, he was extra careful and set up a perimeter to avoid any riochets.

Surely he could have tried a system restore?!